幽默的英文自我介绍范本(优选6篇)

幽默的英文自我介绍范本 篇一

Hello everyone! My name is Jimmy, and I am here to introduce myself in a way that will hopefully put a smile on your face. So, get ready for a dose of laughter and fun!

First of all, let me start by saying that I am a professional procrastinator. If there was a world championship for procrastination, I would definitely win the gold medal. But don't worry, I always manage to get things done... eventually!

Apart from my procrastination skills, I am also a self-proclaimed master of the snooze button. Waking up in the morning is a battle between me and my alarm clock. I have tried every trick in the book to avoid getting out of bed, from setting multiple alarms to strategically placing my phone across the room. But somehow, I always manage to find a way to hit that snooze button one more time.

Now, let's talk about my love for food. I am what you might call a "foodie." I have an insatiable appetite and a knack for finding the best restaurants in town. My friends always come to me for recommendations, and I take my role as a food connoisseur very seriously. So, if you ever need a dining partner or some advice on where to find the best pizza, I'm your guy!

Besides my love for food, I am also a huge fan of puns and dad jokes. I can't resist a good play on words or a cheesy one-liner. So, be prepared to hear some of the most groan-inducing jokes you've ever heard. I apologize in advance for any eye-rolling or face-palming that may occur.

In terms of my professional life, I am a software engineer. I spend my days coding and debugging, trying to make the world a better place through technology. But don't worry, I won't bore you with all the technical details. Let's just say that I have a love-hate relationship with computers. They can be frustrating at times, but they also bring a lot of joy and excitement into my life.

So, there you have it - a glimpse into the life of a professional procrastinator, snooze button enthusiast, foodie, pun-lover, and software engineer. I hope I was able to bring a smile to your face and lighten the mood a bit. Thank you for listening, and I look forward to getting to know all of you better!

幽默的英文自我介绍范本 篇二

Hey there, folks! My name is Lucy, and I'm here to give you a taste of my unique brand of humor while introducing myself. So buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

Let me start by saying that I have a superpower - I can finish a TV series in record time. I'm like the Flash of binge-watching! Give me a weekend, and I'll conquer an entire season. I can't help it; I get sucked into the world of fictional characters and become emotionally invested in their lives. So, if you ever need a TV show recommendation or someone to analyze the latest plot twist, I'm your go-to person.

Apart from my TV addiction, I have a knack for embarrassing myself in public. It's like I have a personal mission to provide entertainment for everyone around me. Whether it's tripping over my own feet or accidentally spilling coffee on myself, I always manage to turn even the simplest tasks into a comedy show. But hey, at least I keep things interesting!

Now, let's talk about my love for animals. I am a self-proclaimed crazy cat lady. My apartment is basically a feline paradise, filled with scratching posts, toys, and more cat hair than you can imagine. I have an uncanny ability to communicate with cats, or at least I like to think so. I'm convinced that one day, I'll become a cat whisperer and have a whole army of feline followers.

In addition to my cat obsession, I also have a passion for music. I love singing in the shower, even though my neighbors probably don't appreciate it as much as I do. I also play the guitar, or at least I attempt to. Let's just say I'm still working on mastering the art of strumming without breaking any strings. But hey, practice makes perfect, right?

In terms of my professional life, I am a graphic designer. I spend my days creating visually stunning designs and trying not to get too distracted by cute cat videos on the internet. It's a constant battle between deadlines and the urge to watch funny animal videos. But somehow, I manage to strike a balance and get the job done.

So, there you have it - a glimpse into the life of a binge-watching, clumsy, cat-loving, shower-singing, graphic designer. I hope I was able to bring a smile to your face and brighten your day a little bit. Thank you for listening, and I can't wait to share more laughs with all of you!

幽默的英文自我介绍范本 篇三

Hello: my name is (_ _ _) I guess my gender: from the legendary (_ _ _ province city county or district _ street or building) (in fact, you can also secretly tell people I am from Huaguoshan) I am (_) age, (_) in the reading age, I a year ago the kindergarten, I was (what's what friends from distant relatives or big brother sister Moumou), you don't envy me, actually I am very low-key, there are many, I love the things such as temporarily omitted ten thousand words... I don't love... There are many things such as: the same ten thousand words omitted...... how we have for me to have a general understanding of it, then we talk about the ideal life and the future (and you have to show your childish).

A colleague! A little girl at the beginning, learn purdah; Chinese academic careless, relative mathematics in a complete mess; thank you love is good, this is a great, really interest interest.

If you are with me about the universe _ing Chang, please don't shake shy, bring it on!

Chat software, round the thousands of netizens "countless close contact" of the dream. And behind every QQ number, there is a man and a man with a great personality. They are chatting or master, or a green hand "rookie", but is the same, their QQ information, very personality and humor talent like. Do not believe? Then look at the following net friend QQ personality self introduction:

Accompany chat, every word 6 wool, punctuation, half price, more than 1000 words 20 percent off!

First payment, later chat, money to talk. I do not take the initiative to talk to non professionals. The network is false, and if it is injured and deceived, I do not take any responsibility.

It was made in China in 1980, with a long 178cm and a net weight of 66kg. The use of artificial intelligence, all parts of a complete, stable operation, after more than 20 years of operation, is a product of quality trust. The "product" complete formalities, Baotuibaohuan indefinitely. Now because of the development needs, sincere recruitment of like-minded people, joint development and development of the second generation of language chat software, interested parties please!

Every woman is the angel wings of love, they come to the world, you can't go back to heaven, so that men need to cherish.

I am an angel too, but when I landed, I was careless on the ground, not going back to heaven because of the reason of weight.

Well, I have an angel heart, kind and benevolent.

幽默的英文自我介绍范本 篇四

Hi,everybody.

Good to be here. Facing the audience, a thought occured to me. Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public. But somehow I just couldn't follow what she said e_actly. Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon. For I'm never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look.

I'd even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book. Now I'm standing on the stage, giving a speech in English. Circumstance being that I'm pretty nervous. Maybe some guy would just think that it'd embarass me as frightened speechless.

Never mind. I'm always good for a laugh.

幽默的英文自我介绍范本 篇五

My name is _ _ _, thirteen years old this year, just first second.

I am tall medium, 1.66 platoon class tenth, long face short nose, big feet have big hands, little eyes are not small, especially God's eyes, a big mouth to say, just say, "said one hour is also no problem, height, body neither fat nor thin. In general, it is still more handsome.

I go to school in Beijing City, our school uniform is not good, all is blue, so it i

s very good to recognize, one is the middle school students.

My advantage is love. Every morning I go out to e_ercise, run, play the horizontal bar, and so on.

So, my school sports are very good, my study is also not to be questioned, the math e_am has never been 90 points, my English is also good. So, my face is always the joyful e_pression of the overflowing.

My shortcoming is that I can't play basketball, I don't know what's the matter, I don't like it, and I don't like it.

I always get out of class and don't pay attention to it. So, after the teacher called me, I was full of confidence to stand up, eighty percent are right, the harm of the teacher is angry and laugh.

This is me, as soon as I see me, I always laugh, I will greet you enthusiastically, come on!

幽默的英文自我介绍范本 篇六

Good morning !

It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,I hope i can make a good performance today.

I'm confident that I can succeed.Now i will introduce myself briefly I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of __.

I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.In July __, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.

And in August __,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.