三分钟幽默英语演讲稿(推荐3篇)
三分钟幽默英语演讲稿 篇一
Title: The Art of Procrastination
Good morning everyone,
Today, I want to talk about a skill that many of us have mastered to perfection: procrastination. Yes, you heard me right, procrastination. It's an art form that we have all embraced at some point in our lives, whether we like to admit it or not.
Now, let me start by saying that procrastination is not just about being lazy or avoiding work. It's about strategically delaying tasks in order to maximize efficiency. It's about finding the perfect balance between doing just enough to get by and still maintaining a decent level of productivity. It's about, well, not doing what you're supposed to be doing right now.
But why do we procrastinate? Well, there are a few reasons. First, there's the thrill of the last-minute rush. There's something about the adrenaline that kicks in when the deadline is looming and you have to scramble to get things done. It's like being in a high-stakes race against time, and somehow, we always manage to come out on top.
Secondly, procrastination allows us to prioritize our tasks. By putting off certain things, we can focus on what really matters in the moment. For example, instead of studying for a test, you might find yourself deep cleaning your room or rearranging your bookshelf. These tasks may not be directly related to your academic success, but they are definitely important in their own right.
Lastly, procrastination is a great way to spark creativity. Some of the best ideas come to us when we're supposed to be doing something else. It's like our brains are subconsciously working on the task in the background while we're busy doing something completely unrelated. So, the next time someone catches you daydreaming instead of working, just tell them you're in the midst of a creative breakthrough.
In conclusion, procrastination is not something to be ashamed of. It's a skill that can be honed and perfected. So, the next time someone accuses you of procrastinating, just smile and tell them that you're simply practicing the art of efficiency. After all, why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?
Thank you for your attention.
三分钟幽默英语演讲稿 篇二
Title: The Perils of Auto-correct
Ladies and gentlemen,
Today, I want to talk about something that has caused both embarrassment and amusement for many of us: auto-correct. Yes, that little feature on our smartphones that is supposed to make our lives easier, but often ends up making us look like fools.
Auto-correct is like that friend who always thinks they know what you're trying to say, but never quite gets it right. It's like having a personal assistant who constantly misinterprets your instructions and sends out the wrong messages.
I'm sure we've all had those moments when we've sent a text message, only to realize too late that auto-correct had completely changed the meaning of our words. Suddenly, innocent messages become unintentionally hilarious or even borderline offensive. It's a constant battle between what we actually meant to say and what auto-correct thinks we meant to say.
And let's not forget about those awkward situations when auto-correct decides to make assumptions about our personal lives. You might be trying to text your friend about your new pet cat, but auto-correct decides to change it to "pet rat" instead. Suddenly, you're left explaining to your friend why you would ever want a pet rat in the first place.
But auto-correct doesn't just play tricks on us in text messages. It also likes to wreak havoc on our social media posts. You might be trying to post a thoughtful comment on a friend's photo, only to have auto-correct turn it into a nonsensical jumble of words. It's like auto-correct has a personal vendetta against our online presence.
So, what can we do to combat the perils of auto-correct? Well, we can start by proofreading our messages before sending them. It may take an extra few seconds, but it can save us from the embarrassment of sending out a completely garbled message. We can also learn to laugh at ourselves and embrace the humorous side of auto-correct mishaps. After all, laughter is the best way to deal with life's little absurdities.
In conclusion, auto-correct may be a handy feature, but it definitely has its pitfalls. It's a constant reminder that technology is not infallible and that sometimes, we just have to take things with a grain of salt. So, the next time you receive a text message that doesn't quite make sense, just remember that auto-correct is probably to blame, not the person sending it.
Thank you for listening and may your text messages be forever free from auto-correct disasters.
三分钟幽默英语演讲稿 篇三
演讲，首先要了解听众，注意听众的组成，了解他们的性格、年龄、受教育程度、出生地，分析他们的观点、态度、希望和要求。掌握这些以后，就可以决定采取什么方式来吸引听众，说服听众，取得好的效果。一起来看看三分钟幽默英语演讲稿，欢迎查阅！
三分钟英语演讲稿1
hello! ladies and gentlemen, it is so nice to meet you !i am gladthat you can spend this precious time having this class in thisafternoon.
now please allow me to introduce myself to you .my name is wangjia and imajored in traffic engineering .baoji is my hometown it is verybeautiful. and the people are very friendly.
as we all knowen thingking is easy acting is difficult and to putone's thoughts into actions is the most difficult thing in the world.
so if we want to learn english well ,we must practice reading englisheveryday ,acturally practicing repeatly is the best way to succeed.whenyou speak ,don't care how poorly or how well you speak just care aboutcatching the chance to speak ,enjoy losing face or just forget your facebecause the more you speak the better your english will become,neverafraid ofmaking mistakes because the more mistakes you make the more progress you will make.as a man living in the world ,we must try our best to makeeach day our masterpiece and don't let our parents down ,don't ever letour country down ,most importantly don't let ourself down.
yesterday is a memory tommorrow is a dream so live for todayjust do it right now.i believe if you can dream it you can make it ,ifyou do you will win if you don't you won't.believe in youself trustyouself try your best. don't give up ,never give in, never lose hope ,never say impossible .the success is coming !
thank you !
三分钟英语演讲稿2
Good evening, everyone . May I take this opportunity of thanking you for coming`, my name is ,I'm a sophmore ，major in Chinese from class one
This is really a great honor to have this opportunity, and I believe I can make good performance today. the net four minutes will change your attitude to internet and society.
With the increase of global Interne
One the one hand ,no one denies that internet is currently one of the most useful media in our daily life ,as a college student ,I get on line everyday to obtain and echange information with it ,we have to say internet do a great help for all of us. Everything lives with opposite forces. The same can be said about modern technology, such as Internet. We also have enough evidence indicating that the Internet can be a harmful influence on people. A great many people admit that they are too much addicted to internet too maintain a regular and health lifestyle . Some children addicted in playing the games on the internet without study .Some of the people using the internet to do some illegal things which loses people's properties and hurt someone's feelings.
Thus ,it is necessary for us to use internet in a reasonable way and restrain from overindulgence .after all. internet is invented to enrich our life ,and to improve the effiency of our work rather than shackle us with a chain . I am afraid that the clock is against us, so we had better stop here .You have been a very attentive audience---thank you
三分钟英语演讲稿3
good evening, honorable judges, ladies and gentlemen.
it’s my great pleasure to stand here to present my speech—change the world, change ourselves.
it’s noticable that western holidays are becoming increasingly popular day by day, while chinese traditional festivals are being somewhat neglected. not long before about 10 doctors in beijing university and qinghua unversity announced that we should reject the invasion of western holidays ,because they regard western holidays as an challenge against our traditional festivals and culture.
frankly speaking, i don’t quite agree with them.indeed, we should never neglect or even discard our traditonal festivals as china boasts a brilliant history and splendid traditions. (eamples).but why can’t we absorb the meaningful western holidays and culture.
there are obvious reasons why some western holidays are so popular in china. on the one hand, some of the western holidays which we chinese don’t have are reasonable and meaningful, such as father’s day and april fool’s day etc. on the other hand,the prevalence of globalization enables western culture to prevail in china. overwhelmed by such a trend,chinese unconsiciously get involved in western holidays and culture.
with the further development of the whole world, the cultural communication between different countries and nations becomes faster and more and more important. we are indeed from different nations, but we are the citizens of the same world, so the outstanding culture of different nations is the commom wealth of everyone on the earth.the only way for us to protect our traditional culture is to reject the foreign culture? the answer is definitely no. what we ought to do is to spare no effort to educate chinese to get to know and treasure our splendid traditions instead of rejecting foreign culture. only by educating can we set our confidence and belief towards our culture. only by educating can we preserve and promote the wealth that our ancesters left for us.
at last i’d like to share a famouse saying of gandhi with all of you ,that is:if you want to change the world, then you must change yourself first.”
三分钟英语演讲稿4
We are going to celebrate the 60th anniversary of our motheland.Being a student in China,I feel very happy and proud.With the teachers' and parents' help ,we make great progress every day.We are growing up together with our motherland.With our knowledge and ability, I am sure we will do great contribution to the country.Thank to the motherland,we are going to be stronger and stronger.The future for us must be bright and hopeful.Let's try hard for ourselves,and for our motherland as well.
I hope a kid, hope full eyes jade-green grass, free of mind and happy of heart in the heart, also from had a regrets.Regardless nature of the boon grant still mankind of creation, nature give we abundant of imagination and infinite pure and endless ia think, although they be small but solidify one heart, they mutually hold to hug to each other, under the nourish of the earth, full eertive solidify one coagulate of heart dint, also give nature one Wen Run4 of green space.
三分钟英语演讲稿5
I believe in our future
Honorable Judges, fellow students:
Good afternoon!
Recently, ther is a heated debate in our society. The college students are the beneficiaries of a rare privilege, who receive eceptional education at etraordinary places. But will we be able to face the challenge and support ourselves against all odds? Will we be able to better the lives of others? Will we be able to accept the responsibility of building the future of our country?
The cynics say the college students are the pampered lost generation, which would cringe at the slightest discomfort. But the cynics are wrong. The college students I see are eagerly learning about how to live independently. We help each other clean the dormitory, go shopping and bargain together, and take part time jobs to supplement our pocket money.
The cynics say we care for nothing other than grades; and we neglect the need for character cultivation. But again, the cynics are wrong. We care deeply for each other, we cherish freedom, we treasure justice, and we seek truth. Last week, thousands of my fellow students had their blood type tested in order to make a contribution for the children who suffer from blood cancer.
As college students, we are adolescents at the critical turning point in our lives. We all face a fundamental choice: cynicism or faith, each will profoundly impact our future, or even the future of our country. I believe in all my fellow classmates. Though we are still ineperienced and even a little bit childish. I believe that we have the courage and faith to meet any challenge and take on our responsibilities. We are preparing to assume new responsibilities and tasks, and to use the education we have received to make our world a better place. I believe in our future.
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