英语演讲稿幽默主题三分钟(实用6篇)

英语演讲稿幽默主题三分钟 篇一

标题：Why Dogs are Better than Cats

Good morning everyone! Today, I want to talk about a very important and serious topic: why dogs are better than cats. Now, I know some of you may be cat lovers, but I promise you, by the end of this speech, you will be converted to the dog side!

First and foremost, let's talk about loyalty. Dogs are known for their unwavering loyalty to their owners. They will protect you, love you unconditionally, and always be by your side. Cats, on the other hand, are notorious for their independence. They couldn't care less about you unless you have food in your hand!

Next, let's discuss intelligence. Dogs are incredibly smart animals. They can be trained to do all sorts of tricks and tasks. They can even detect diseases and assist people with disabilities. Cats, on the other hand, are often seen as aloof and not the sharpest tools in the shed. Have you ever seen a cat fetch a ball or perform a complex task? I didn't think so!

Now, let's talk about playfulness. Dogs are always up for a game of fetch or a walk in the park. They bring so much joy and energy into our lives. Cats, on the other hand, are more interested in napping and grooming themselves. They don't have the same enthusiasm for playtime as dogs do.

Lastly, let's discuss socialization. Dogs are social animals. They love being around people and other dogs. They thrive in a community and are always ready to make new friends. Cats, on the other hand, are solitary creatures. They prefer their own company and may even become aggressive when forced into social situations.

In conclusion, dogs are clearly superior to cats. Their loyalty, intelligence, playfulness, and social nature make them the perfect companions. So, if you're currently a cat person, I urge you to reconsider and join the dog side. Trust me, you won't regret it!

Thank you for listening!

英语演讲稿幽默主题三分钟 篇二

标题：The Struggles of Being a Morning Person

Good morning, everyone! Or should I say, groan morning? Today, I want to talk about a topic that I'm sure many of you can relate to: the struggles of being a morning person. Now, I know what you night owls are thinking, "What's so hard about waking up early?" Well, let me enlighten you!

First and foremost, let's talk about the pain of hearing that alarm clock go off. While you night owls are peacefully dreaming away, us morning people are rudely awakened by the sound of our alarm clocks. It's like being jolted out of a deep sleep into reality. And don't even get me started on the snooze button! It's a love-hate relationship. We love the extra few minutes of sleep, but hate the feeling of rushing to get ready afterwards.

Next, let's discuss the struggle of finding something to wear. You see, us morning people are so tired and groggy in the morning that we often end up putting on mismatched socks or wearing our shirts inside out without even realizing it. It's a fashion disaster waiting to happen! And let's not forget the struggle of trying to do our hair and makeup while half-asleep. It's like trying to paint a masterpiece with your eyes closed!

Now, let's talk about breakfast. They say it's the most important meal of the day, but for us morning people, it's often the most rushed meal of the day. We're so busy trying to get out the door on time that we end up grabbing a granola bar or a piece of fruit on our way out. And forget about enjoying a leisurely cup of coffee or tea. It's more like chugging it down like it's a shot of espresso!

Lastly, let's discuss the struggle of staying awake during the day. You see, us morning people tend to hit a wall around mid-afternoon. We start yawning uncontrollably and our eyelids feel like they weigh a ton. It's like our bodies are saying, "Hey, remember when you woke up at the crack of dawn? Yeah, that was a bad idea." And don't even get me started on trying to stay awake during meetings or lectures. It's a battle between our desire to sleep and our fear of getting caught!

In conclusion, being a morning person may have its perks, like enjoying a peaceful sunrise or getting a head start on the day, but it also comes with its fair share of struggles. So, next time you see someone bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in the morning, give them a sympathetic smile. They're fighting a daily battle that only us morning people truly understand.

Thank you for listening, and may your mornings be filled with coffee and courage!

英语演讲稿幽默主题三分钟 篇三

How to Be Popular

Most people would like to be popular with others, but not everyone can achieve this goal. What is the secret to popularity? In fact, it is very simple. The first step is to improve our appearance. We should always make sure that we stay in good shape and dress well. When we are healthy and well-groomed, we will not only look better but also feel better. In addition, we should smile and appear friendly. After all, our facial e_pression is an important part of our appearance. If we can do this, people will be attracted to our good looks and impressed by our confidence.

Another important step is developing more consideration for others. We should always put others first and place their interests before our own. It's also important to be good listeners; in this way people will feel comfortable enough to confide in us. However, no matter what we do, we must not gossip. Above all, we must remember to be ourselves, not phonies. Only by being sincere and respectful of others can we earn their respect. If we can do all of the above, I am sure popularity will come our way.

英语演讲稿幽默主题三分钟 篇四

Good morning/evening/afternoon, ladies and gentlemen :

Today, my speech is about talents,in my opionion, talents are indispensable in nowadays society. as is known to all that the fight among countries is actually the fight among talents.

First, i'd like to define the word"talent" in my idea, a talent is one person who is good at or e_pertised in some o

r multiple areas. nowadays, as the world developing goes on , if one country want to rank top or do a good job in the world, the country must have many talents.for e_ample, china, the biggest developing country in the world, in the past 100 years, is always invaded by other countries, why ,the reason is that china at that time had not so many talents. if they had anti-intrusion leader talents in the war, needless to say,they would have beat those big powers.if they had talents in weapons manufacturing, nodody dares to provoke us.however, nowadays, it's a totally different situation, china has become powerfulin all over the world, why ? because there are many talents serving the country, the civilians become more and more literated.more and more people go to university,more and more people come to receive further education. so what is that in return,talents in army protect our country from invasion, talents in commerce help make our economy keep in improving, talents in aerospace make the world see chinese manned spacecraft flying. talents in sports make china rank the first in the olympic games……

To sum up, talents will play a more and more impoetant role in the world, if one country intends to flourish, he must foster talents as many as they can ,that's all,thank you.

英语演讲稿幽默主题三分钟 篇五

Good afternoon,ladies and gentlemen!

I’m very honored to stand here and give you a short speech! To begin with ,I want to ask a question .Does everybody dream a good dream last night? Actually ,today I want to talk about dream with you. Of course, What I want to talk is not a dream you have last night,but a dream—— about life.

Everyone has dreams about life, different dreams at different life stage,and we need dreams to support us. Dreams are like the stars we never reach in the sky,but like most mariners,we can chart our course by them. With the dream,we have a direction,with a direction, we were no longer confused.With the dream, there is hope,With hope, we have the strength to fight.

I have a dream: To be a doctor.，because doctor may relieve the pain of patients. May let the human change the health. At the same time, I believed that, those who help others may be able to obtain joyfully. Therefore, I hoped in the near future ,I might be a doctor.

But I know，life is tough,and there are always ups and downs, maybe we fail in the way to our aims,and we may feel depressed ,whenever at this time, the dream in our heart can always comfort us, encourage us ,and support us to move ahead .

Young!Fortunately, I am young now. Just due to it, I know that nothing is impossible.I firmly believe that nothing can stand in my way. If I can't realize my dream,it result from that I haven't work harder enough and I won't find other e_cuses. If no people believe you, you can mak

e it to prove that you are right. If you think the god haven't blessed you and there is no truth here, you can become the god and create the truth. "My breath swallows the sky and make the yellow river overflow, my sword is famous in Kyushu and it can collapse the five sacred mountains." At some time in the past I also had am bitious words and I had some achievements. Each achievement results from my hard work. I always believe that "If you want to have more achievements than others, you must work harder." In some e_tent, the dream is the hope. If you can insist on doing something, the victory will come.

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. Hold fast to dreams, for when dreams go, life is a barren field frozen with snow. So my dear friends, think of your old and maybe dead dreams. Whatever it is, pick it up and make it alive from today. Let's--- move ----out!

Thank you for your listening!

英语演讲稿幽默主题三分钟 篇六

change ourselves

good evening, honorable judges, ladies and gentlemen.

it’s my greatpleasure to stand here to present my speech—change the world, change ourselves.

it’s noticable that western holidays are becoming increasingly popular day by day, while chinese traditional festivals are being somewhat neglected. not long before about 10 doctors in beijing university and qinghua unversity announced that we should reject the invasion of western holidays ,because they regard western holidays as an challenge against our traditional festivals and culture.

frankly speaking, i don’t quite agree with them.indeed, we should never neglect or even discard our traditonal festivals as china boasts a brilliant history and splendid traditions. (e_amples).but why can’t we absorb the meaningful western holidays and culture.

there are obvious reasons why some western holidays are so popular in china. on the one hand, some of the western holidays which we chinese don’t have are reasonable and meaningful, such as father’s day and april fool’s day etc. on the other hand,the prevalence of globalization enables western culture to prevail in china. overwhelmed by such a trend,chinese unconsiciously get involved in western holidays and culture.

with the further development of the whole world, the cultural communication between different countries and nations becomes faster and more and more important. we are indeed from different nations, but we are the citizens of the same world, so the outstanding culture of different nations is the commom wealth of everyone on the earth.the only way for us to protect our traditional culture is to reject the foreign culture? the answer is definitely no. what we ought to do is to spare no effort to educate chinese to get to know and treasure our splendid traditions instead of rejecting foreign culture. only by educating can we set our confidence and belief towards our culture. only by educating can we preserve and promote the wealth that our ancesters left for us.

at last i’d like to share a famouse saying of gandhi with all of you ,that is:if you want to change the world, then you must change yourself first.”