2分钟搞笑英语个人演讲稿【优选6篇】
2分钟搞笑英语个人演讲稿 篇一
Title: "The Trials and Tribulations of Learning English"
Good morning everyone! Today, I want to share with you my experience of learning English. Trust me, it hasn't been an easy journey, but it has definitely been a hilarious one!
First of all, let me tell you about my struggles with pronunciation. English has so many tricky sounds that I often found myself tongue-tied. I remember one time when my teacher asked me to say the word "rural." I tried my best, but it came out as "wuh-wuh." The whole class burst into laughter, and I couldn't help but join in too!
Grammar has also been a constant source of amusement for me. I remember when I first learned about the present perfect tense. I thought it meant everything in the past that was perfect! So, I proudly told my friend, "I have eaten a perfect pizza yesterday!" She looked at me with a puzzled expression, and we both ended up laughing uncontrollably.
But the funniest moments come from misunderstandings. Once, during a conversation with a native English speaker, I tried to compliment her by saying, "Your dress looks stunning!" However, due to my poor pronunciation, it came out as, "Your dress looks like a strawberry!" We both burst into laughter, and she kindly corrected me.
Learning English has taught me to embrace my mistakes and find humor in them. It's okay to make funny pronunciation errors or mix up grammar rules. The important thing is to keep trying and never stop laughing at myself.
In conclusion, learning English may have its challenges, but it also brings countless moments of laughter. So, let's embrace the funny side of language learning and remember to enjoy the journey. Thank you!
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2分钟搞笑英语个人演讲稿 篇二
Title: "The Hilarious Misadventures of Being an English Learner"
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! Today, I want to share with you some hilarious stories from my journey of learning English. Learning a new language can be tough, but it can also lead to some unforgettable and comical moments.
Firstly, let me tell you about my encounter with idioms. Idioms are phrases that don't mean what they seem, and they often left me utterly confused. I remember the first time I heard someone say, "It's raining cats and dogs." I looked up at the sky, expecting to see animals falling from above! Of course, I quickly realized the real meaning, and we all had a good laugh.
Another funny aspect of learning English is the abundance of homophones. These are words that sound the same but have different meanings. I once wrote a note to my English teacher, saying, "I'm really bored in class." However, I accidentally wrote, "I'm really board in class." She responded by giving me a wooden board to sit on, and we couldn't stop laughing.
Then there are the challenges of colloquial expressions. One day, my friend asked if I wanted to hang out, and I replied, "Sure, let's hang me up like a jacket!" Needless to say, she was quite confused and burst into laughter. It took me a while to understand the correct usage of the phrase.
Lastly, let's not forget about the ever-entertaining world of puns. English is full of wordplay, and I often find myself laughing at clever puns. For example, why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! These puns not only make me chuckle but also help me remember new vocabulary.
In conclusion, learning English has brought me countless moments of laughter and joy. From misinterpreting idioms to misusing expressions, each mistake has become a funny memory. So, let's remember to embrace the humor in language learning and enjoy the ride. Thank you!
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2分钟搞笑英语个人演讲稿 篇三
Now we are facing two problems of global warming and a shortage of natural resources, both of which are getting more and more serious day by day. Thus, it is important for us to promote a low-carbon lifestyle.
Low-carbon lifestyle covers many aspect of our life like transportation, traveling, home-heating, and so on. In order to promote a low-carbon life, some plans must be carried out as follows. Firstly, don’t waste any electricity and water. Remember to turn off the lights and water taps unless we use them. Secondly, we had better take the subways or bus to work, so as to reduce the emissions of carbon dio_ide. Thirdly, we should use cloth bags for shopping instead of plastic bags, and use recyclable bowls and chopsticks instead of disposable ones, for it can not only save resources, but also reduce pollution. What’s more, it is of great significance to plant more trees, since trees can balance the carbon dio_ide emissions.
In a word, if we live a low-carbon life from now on, we will have a better environment and more resources left for our descendants.
2分钟搞笑英语个人演讲稿 篇四
How to say future?Man’s life is a process of growing up, actually I’m standing here is a growth.
If a person’s life must constit
uted by various choices, then I grow up along with these choices. Once I hope I can study in a college in future, however that’s passed, as you know I come here, now I wonder what the future holds for (= what will happen to) me.
When I come to this school, I told to myself: this my near future, all starts here.
Following I will learn to become a man, a integrated man, who has a fine body, can take on important task, has independent thought, an open mind, intensive thought, has the ability to judge right and wrong, has a perfect job. Once my teacher said :” you are not sewing, you are stylist; never forget which you should lay out to people is your thought, not craft.”
I will put my personality with my interest and ability into my study, during these process I will combine learning with doing.
If I can achieve this “future”, I think that I really grow up.
And I deeply believe kindred, good-fellowship and love will perfection and happy in the future.
How to say future? Maybe it’s a nice wish. Lets make up our minds, stick to it and surely well enjoy our life.
2分钟搞笑英语个人演讲稿 篇五
Good evening, everyone. My name is WangHaili. I am an outgoing girl who likes reading and traveling. It’s really my great honor to stand here and give everyone a short speech.
People say, youth is fire which is ignited by passion. People say, youth is a chapter of the poem which is written by stories. The color of youth is bright and we make most use of our ardor to draw the scenes to the canvas of painting. But we may be confused and lose our direction in the youth time. Under this, youth slips away. Roman Roland says, life doesn’t issue return ticket and can never come back once sets out. So we should seize the short youth time and try our best to pursue our ideal. Do what should we do and let our youth without regret.
When we refer to ideal, we will realize the importance of ideal. Ideal is the beacon,. Without ideal, we will lose the firm direction. Without direction, we will lose our life. According to this, every one of us should establish our own ideal .so that we have the direction of straggle to the future. Tolstoy tells us, we should have the life objective from the whole life to the second. So we should cherish every moment and form our systematic objective. Youth is the prime time. We have strong body and energy and can sense the meaning of life under the guide of ideal.
As we know, the ideal is plentiful and reality is skinny. But we should believe that we will become stronger and stronger in the way to pursue ideal. Future is unknown,. If we hope our future is nice, we should enrich our youth time and find the direction of future.
Let us use our youth to pursue our ideal and make our future wonderful. So we will have gorgeous life.
2分钟搞笑英语个人演讲稿 篇六
Good morning!Ladies and gentlemen!Boys and girls!
It’s my great honor to speak here and I’m very glad to share my story with you. First, I want to introduce myself. My Chinese name is . My English name is . I’m from ZY branch level 4 class 4. Second, I want to ask you some questions. Have you ever lost anything? (观众回答YES)Have you ever called the police because of losing things?(观众回答NO) Most of you would probably say “NO”, and I am the same with you. I have lost a lot of things. For e_ample, I have ever lost three IC cards, but I haven’t found them so far. Today, I will tell you a story. The story is about a funny story caused by a bicycle. Ne_t, please listen to my story carefully.
This is my story. Do you think this is a quick work? Although, it is a little slow, it is a kind of the spirit of perseverance. As the saying goes, pursue your object, be it what it will, steadily and indefatigably.
That’s all! Thank you for your listening! Thank you!!
