英语搞笑演讲小学四年级学生【优选6篇】
英语搞笑演讲小学四年级学生 篇一
标题：My Adventure with a Talking Dog
Good morning, everyone! Today, I want to share with you a funny and exciting adventure I had with a talking dog.
It all started one sunny day when I was walking in the park with my best friend, Tim. Suddenly, a small dog wearing a bowtie approached us. I was surprised when it started talking to me!
This talking dog introduced himself as Charlie. He told me that he had a special power to communicate with humans. I couldn't believe my ears! I had always dreamt of having a pet that could talk, and now my dream had come true!
Charlie and I became instant friends. He had a great sense of humor and made me laugh with his witty jokes. We decided to go on an adventure together. We hopped on his back – yes, he could also fly – and off we went!
Our first stop was a candy store. Charlie had a sweet tooth, just like me. He asked the store owner for a lifetime supply of candy, but the owner refused. Charlie didn't give up and started telling funny jokes to make the owner laugh. Eventually, the owner couldn't resist and gave us the candy!
Next, we flew to a zoo. Charlie wanted to meet the zoo animals and have a chat with them. We visited the lion, who told us about his daily routine of sleeping and roaring. We met a cheeky monkey who loved playing pranks on visitors. Charlie and the monkey had a hilarious conversation, and we couldn't stop giggling.
Our last stop was a school. Charlie wanted to surprise my classmates and teachers. We entered the classroom, and Charlie started talking to my teacher, Mr. Johnson. He told Mr. Johnson some funny stories about me, making everyone burst into laughter. It was the best day ever!
Sadly, our adventure had to come to an end. Charlie had to go back to his own world, where he was the only talking dog. We said our goodbyes, and I promised to visit him again someday.
That was my unforgettable adventure with Charlie, the talking dog. It taught me that laughter is the best medicine and that friends can come in unexpected forms. So, always keep an open mind and be ready for exciting and funny surprises!
Thank you for listening, and I hope I made you smile today!
英语搞笑演讲小学四年级学生 篇二
标题：My Hilarious Cooking Disaster
Good morning, everyone! Today, I want to share with you a funny and unforgettable cooking disaster that happened to me.
It all started when I decided to surprise my family by cooking dinner. I had seen my mom cook many times, so I thought it would be easy. Little did I know that cooking could be such a challenge!
I started by trying to make spaghetti. I boiled the water and added the noodles, just like my mom always did. But when it was time to drain the noodles, I accidentally poured them into the sink instead of the colander! My family couldn't stop laughing as we watched the noodles go down the drain.
Next, I decided to make a salad. I chopped up the lettuce, tomatoes, and cucumbers, and then I added the dressing. However, I accidentally spilled the entire bottle of dressing onto the salad! It turned into a big, soggy mess. My family couldn't help but laugh at my clumsy mistake.
Feeling determined, I moved on to making dessert. I thought making a cake would be foolproof. I followed the recipe carefully, mixing all the ingredients together. But when the cake was baking in the oven, I got distracted by a funny video on my phone. Suddenly, a burnt smell filled the kitchen. I had forgotten about the cake, and it was completely black! My family burst into laughter again.
Despite my cooking disasters, my family was incredibly supportive and encouraged me to keep trying. They helped me clean up the mess and ordered takeout for dinner. We all had a good laugh about my culinary adventure.
This experience taught me that it's okay to make mistakes and laugh at ourselves. Cooking can be challenging, but it's important to have fun and enjoy the process. I now appreciate my mom's cooking skills even more and have learned to be more careful in the kitchen.
Thank you for listening to my hilarious cooking disaster. I hope it brought a smile to your faces and reminded you that laughter is the best seasoning in life!
Thank you!
英语搞笑演讲小学四年级学生 篇三
Hi,everybody!
Dreams are the wind for our sails on the ocean. Dreams kindle a flame to illuminate our dark roads. Dreams are the armor for our fragile hearts. Martin Luther King had a dream — it was to have justice for all people. Lincoln had a dream — it was to set the slaves free. They sought their dreams and ultimately made them come true. When I was young, I saw a dog one day. I threw a stone at it just for fun. Then it fell down and looked very weak. At that moment, I was surprised to notice it was pregnant. I can’t remember what happened next, but there’s one thing I know: that I felt guilty. It was the first time that I found life could so easily pass away. At that time, I had a dream, which was to help those people who needed help. There are too many wars and disasters. About 16,000 people have died in the Iraq War and one child dies every eight seconds in Africa because of starvation. I have dreams, you have dreams and they have dreams too. We should help them. We should save their lives so that they can pursue th
eir own dreams. Just like the lyric of a song says, “We are the ones who make a brighter day so let’s start giving.” Well, that’s my dream, a simple but meaningful one.
Thank you!
英语搞笑演讲小学四年级学生 篇四
Good afternoon, boys and girls. my name is chen junlei. i’m from qianjia wan. i am 12 years old. i’m a boy, and i am a student. my favorite colour is green. my favorite fruit are apples and watermelons. my favorite foods are pizzas hotdogs and hamburgers.
my old friend is zhu jialiang. this is my new friend, zheng jie. look, this is mr. ji, my english teacher. and he is my cousin.
look, i have a family photo. this is my grandfather. he’s not very old. he is 64. he likes watching tv. this is my grandmother. she’s 60. she loves me very much. who’s this woman? she’s my mother. she is 36. she’s very beautiful. who’s that man? he’s my dad. he’s 36, too. he always go to school with me. who’s this boy? ha, ha, it’s me. he’s smart.
my speech is over. thank you everyone, goodbye!
英语搞笑演讲小学四年级学生 篇五
As everyone knows,English is very important today.It has been used everywhere in the world.It has become the most common language on Internet and for international trade. If we can speak English well,we will have more chance to succeed.Because more and more people have taken notice of it,the number of the people who go to learn English has increased at a high speed.
But for myself,I learn English not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for it.When I learn English, I can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.When I read English novels,I can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.When I speak English, I can feel the confident from my words.When I write English,I can see the beauty which is not the same as our Chinese...
I love English,it gives me a colorful dream.I hope I can travel around the world one day. With my good English, I can make friends with many people from different contries.I can see many places of great intrests.I dream that I can go to London,because it is the birth place of English.
I also want to use my good English to introduce our great places to the English spoken people,I hope that they can love our country like us.
I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after continuous hard study, one day I can speak English very well.
If you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. So I believe as I love English everyday , it will love me too.
I am sure that I will realize my dream one day!
英语搞笑演讲小学四年级学生 篇六
I don`t believe in law
Good afternoon, honorable judges, distinguished guests, ladies and g
entlemen. Today I want to share my view on law.
To tell the truth,alhough I am a sophomore major in law,I don`t believe in it.I mean when acting we ought not to put "lawful "first. Because in my mind,things that worth believing in are supposed to be noble and nice.They believe the world could be beautiful through arousing and strengthen kindness of man. But law is our last baseline and insurance,whose presumption is that human are wicked. They keep a watchful eye on the weakness of human nature,so it aim at fighting against us.Just when we have no other ways to recover,will us appeal to it.As a reasonable person,how can we regard the last resort as our faith
In addition,we will realize that law itself has got bogged down in ineffectiveness and injustice while reviewing the current events.
It is not the first time that food safety issues,which have catched great attention of the whole society in China,become the central topic of the public.With many years` passing by,statute enacted to resolve this series of problems is constantly improving and continuously pxpending .However,it has`t eliminated even discreasad the eruption of those existing problems.Today more and more poisonous substances
come into the market and turn into our foods under the supervision of law and regulations.I can`t help expecting to ask:how the law function
Facing the rough administrative enforcement of legislation by urban-management officers,XiaJunfeng,a hawker ,killed two enforcers in self-defence.He was sentensed to death again by the judgement of the last resort,upholding the original verdict.During these trials,in support of the official,courts excluded all the testimonies of legal witnesses regardless of the rights and benefits of the defendant .It is distinct corruption and a violation of law.The urban management system is obviously irrational,what`s worse,this case makes me feel that confronting ueasonable mechanism,inpiduals have no choice but to be sacrifice of it because of the unfair judgement.
In order to handle these social problems ,most people appeal for "sound rule of law".As far as they are concerned,law can offer solutions to every problem simply and efficiently in a world struggling with rapid industrialization.
Nevertheless,is legislation the source of the scandals and fundamental solutions to them
Kant haw ever said:"There are two things make me deeply shocked in my innermost being:the starry heavens above me and the moral law within
me.It is morality that the measurement for one`s conscience and the primary rule we ought to abide by.The requirements of morality is much stricter than those of statute.For this reason,one could be legally innocent but morally guilty.Only be strict with yourself under this discipline,shall we prevent ourselves from breaching law and regulations easily,which would be binding then.In a word,rule of morality should be underlying. Law is not everything,but just as what hooks and rope to climber ,.we can`t live without it.I am sure that a true harmonious society will be built as long as rule of law and rule of morality be joint with each other to shine over our heads.
